Hi. My name is Parker. My mom says I am adorable, and I usually always agree with her. I like to say, "I'm a nice boy!" to which my mom will agree with me. I like to sing to her, "I love you too!" I also like the little jingle my mom made up for me. She says she has made one up for all my siblings, except for Dallin. I guess he needs to get a bit older first. My mom starts out and then I answer...we take turns...
"Guess how much I love you?"
"Lots and Lots and Lots!"
"Guess how much I kiss you?"
"Lots and Lots and Lots!"
"Guess how much I hug you?"
"Lots and Lots and Lots!"
"Guess how cute you are?"
"Cute and Cute and Cute!"
We do this little jingle many times a day. But now I am starting to change my answers to funny words so I can tease my mom! I can be quite the funny kid. But one thing I did about a month ago that my mom didn't think was so funny was "loose" my glasses. Yes, these ones below.
See how handsome I am in them. I got these when I was about 20 months old. They had more lives than my mom can count!! She says she is amazed at how many times they withstood me bending and mutilating them! But about a month ago, I secretly bent my glasses when I was bored. I decided that the best thing to do would be to not tell my mom and forget all about it. I guess I knew that she wouldn't be happy with me since I have done it SO many times. So, I just didn't tell her where they were for about 2 weeks.
My mom decided to question me again on where my glasses were because she had looked EVERYWHERE! I finally decided to remember what I did with them. My story went like this..."I bended my glasses and then threw them away in the downstairs kitchen garbage."
My mom was a bit stunned and told me that I should have just let her try to get them fixed. She told me that the garbage man had already taken them to the dump and I couldn't get them back. I wasn't too bothered with that though because sometimes they are just a nuisance.
Well, my mom decided that after my upcoming appointment with the eye Dr., that I would have to wear glasses again. When I went this week to the store to get pick them up, my mom says that the look on my face when they put them on was priceless! I could see again!! And my face was full of wonder and excitement! I could see what was out the window and all around me! As we drove to the store after that, I just sat quietly looking out the window taking in everything that I haven't seen for a month. Unfortunately, my glasses are pretty thick. But my mom still says that I am adorable and just extremely so cute!!! I think she has a crush on me! But really - who doesn't?!!?
I'm just a pretty awesome and adorable and nice guy...well, most of the time. So here is my cuteness below in my new glasses! Enjoy looking at my adorable face! My mom says she is going to kiss it off!!
